Be a brick and pass the ginger beer. It’s Famous Five Friday!

Posted: September 16, 2011 in Gaming
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Enid Blyton is – no joke – the only reason I know the difference between a stoat and a weasel (albeit via the Children of Cherry Tree Farm and not the Famous Five). Oh, the shame of it all.

In last week‘s instalment, we witnessed Aunt Fanny’s questionable childminding skills and her struggle to cope with her daughter, George (née Georgina)’s burgeoning lesbianism. This week, she gives us free license to rummage through her possessions, and the game’s limited scope for understanding written commands once again leads us into an endlessly regressive loop. (“Remove the batteries.” “You don’t have the batteries.” You don’t say.)

[Cut for backtracking. But, if you’re really interested: NORTH, EAST, DOWN, WEST, NORTH and into the store room.]








Next week: harassing the help. Indentures servitude is hilarious!


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